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This page is a full list of transcripts from the show arranged by series and episode number.

Series One (Coming Soon)[]

  1. Nobody's Perfect
  2. The Home Team
  3. The Date
  4. It's a Dog's Life
  5. The Box
  6. The Makeover

Series Two (Coming Soon)[]

  1. The Challenge
  2. The Genius
  3. The Holiday
  4. The Sleepover
  5. The Bribe
  6. Skirting the Issue
  7. El Presidente
  8. The Family Way
  9. First Christmas: Part I
  10. First Christmas: Part II

Series Three (Coming Soon)[]

  1. Crazy for You
  2. When Swaps Go Bad
  3. Enter the Duck
  4. The Wedding
  5. Testing Times
  6. The Valentine
  7. Magic Johnson
  8. Aliens Go Home
  9. Halloween
  10. Howie

Series Four (Coming Soon)[]

  1. Textual Relations
  2. Beauty and the Breast: Part I
  3. Beauty and the Breast: Part II
  4. The Naked Truth
  5. Operation Date
  6. Rat's Entertainment
  7. Fish Fingers
  8. Secrets and Lies
  9. Just My Luck
  10. The Opposites
  11. The Invosibibble Mam
  12. The Musical
  13. Brian of the Brownies

Series Five (Coming Soon)[]

  1. Age Concerns
  2. Big Mother
  3. Burglars Can't Be Choosers
  4. King Brian
  5. Warts and All
  6. Educating Sophie
  7. April Fools
  8. Wheels of Misfortune: Part I
  9. Wheels of Misfortune: Part II
  10. Mel Barker - Superstar
  11. Pygmalien
  12. Smotherly Love
  13. Nappy Rash

Series Six (Coming Soon)[]

  1. Super Brian
  2. Le Freak C'est Chic
  3. Sticky Situations
  4. Joshferatu
  5. Robojosh
  6. Melerella
  7. Brian's Ark
  8. My Fair Mel
  9. The Crying Game
  10. Dirty Dancing
  11. The Alienist
  12. Fangs for the Mammaries
  13. Brian's 11 Minus 8
  14. Anoraknophobia
  15. Help
  16. Oh Brian!
  17. Full Metal Sophie
  18. The Naughty List (Part One)
  19. The Naughty List (Part Two)

Series Seven (Coming Soon)[]

  1. The Trouble With Harry
  2. Pret-a-Brian
  3. Hotel Sophie
  4. Hallowe'en Tales
  5. Worst Aid
  6. Sophie Ltd.
  7. Million Dollar Harry
  8. What the Romans Did For Brian
  9. The Love Bug
  10. Snappy Families
  11. Goodbye Mr Flips
  12. Wrestlemaniac
  13. A Choco-Lips Now
  14. The Tail of the Knitted Map
  15. Neighbours from Hell
  16. Fools of a Feather
  17. Meet and Two Veg
  18. Hot Gossip
  19. House Swarming Party
  20. Thanks for all the Earthworm Custard

Series Eight (Coming Soon)[]

  1. Meteor Parents
  2. Ship of Friends
  3. Spies and Dolls
  4. The Babysitter
  5. Home Is Where the Dart Is
  6. Abandon Chip!
  7. Rain Stops Play
  8. Becky The Freak
  9. The Great Cake Robbery
  10. Lord Of The Bling
  11. Dan The Man
  12. The Plague
  13. Big Head
  14. Winter Blunderland
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