This page is a full list of transcripts from the show arranged by series and episode number.
Series One (Coming Soon)[]
Series Two (Coming Soon)[]
- The Challenge
- The Genius
- The Holiday
- The Sleepover
- The Bribe
- Skirting the Issue
- El Presidente
- The Family Way
- First Christmas: Part I
- First Christmas: Part II
Series Three (Coming Soon)[]
- Crazy for You
- When Swaps Go Bad
- Enter the Duck
- The Wedding
- Testing Times
- The Valentine
- Magic Johnson
- Aliens Go Home
- Halloween
- Howie
Series Four (Coming Soon)[]
- Textual Relations
- Beauty and the Breast: Part I
- Beauty and the Breast: Part II
- The Naked Truth
- Operation Date
- Rat's Entertainment
- Fish Fingers
- Secrets and Lies
- Just My Luck
- The Opposites
- The Invosibibble Mam
- The Musical
- Brian of the Brownies
Series Five (Coming Soon)[]
- Age Concerns
- Big Mother
- Burglars Can't Be Choosers
- King Brian
- Warts and All
- Educating Sophie
- April Fools
- Wheels of Misfortune: Part I
- Wheels of Misfortune: Part II
- Mel Barker - Superstar
- Pygmalien
- Smotherly Love
- Nappy Rash
Series Six (Coming Soon)[]
- Super Brian
- Le Freak C'est Chic
- Sticky Situations
- Joshferatu
- Robojosh
- Melerella
- Brian's Ark
- My Fair Mel
- The Crying Game
- Dirty Dancing
- The Alienist
- Fangs for the Mammaries
- Brian's 11 Minus 8
- Anoraknophobia
- Help
- Oh Brian!
- Full Metal Sophie
- The Naughty List (Part One)
- The Naughty List (Part Two)
Series Seven (Coming Soon)[]
- The Trouble With Harry
- Pret-a-Brian
- Hotel Sophie
- Hallowe'en Tales
- Worst Aid
- Sophie Ltd.
- Million Dollar Harry
- What the Romans Did For Brian
- The Love Bug
- Snappy Families
- Goodbye Mr Flips
- Wrestlemaniac
- A Choco-Lips Now
- The Tail of the Knitted Map
- Neighbours from Hell
- Fools of a Feather
- Meet and Two Veg
- Hot Gossip
- House Swarming Party
- Thanks for all the Earthworm Custard